shorm: biggering-my-petticoat: I came home from my trip last night to find a torso lying in my bed. No big deal. I named him Alejandro. See, if I were your parents I would have tucked it nicely underneath the covers and made something up to be a head and legs.

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궁금해 (goong-geum-hae)- curious: eager to learn or know

yaoifight: This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.  Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include: making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide. changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy. a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products. For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

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anthropwashere: cradletoalpha: professorspork: getoutofmygarden: I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock: 1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits. or 2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.” SASSY GRANDFATHER CLOCK I Is that a little wristwatch I see? Does it look at it’s wrist and tap it’s round little feetsies impatiently when you’re running late? I want three of these.

Hey there! This simple blog just has things that I rather fancy. Usually Kpop and other music related things, as well as Anime and some stupid humor.
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